i would like to thank not only god but jesus for the boston bruins

5,123 notes - 2 hours ago


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

126,869 notes - 4 hours ago


(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)

54,905 notes - 4 hours ago